From 222c2d9df0a3aa06fee010b51c4f02dc338bd526 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Ben Rog-Wilhelm <zorba@pavlovian.net>
Date: Sun, 15 May 2022 07:40:20 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Edit a bunch of error messages.

---
 files/templates/errors/401.html | 2 +-
 files/templates/errors/404.html | 2 +-
 files/templates/errors/405.html | 2 +-
 files/templates/errors/413.html | 4 ++--
 files/templates/errors/429.html | 2 +-
 files/templates/errors/500.html | 2 +-
 6 files changed, 7 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-)

diff --git a/files/templates/errors/401.html b/files/templates/errors/401.html
index b235847ab..9bcc0c333 100644
--- a/files/templates/errors/401.html
+++ b/files/templates/errors/401.html
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 		<pre></pre>
 
 			<h1 class="h5">401 Not Authorized</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">What you're trying to do requires an account. I think. The original error message said something about a castle and I hated that.</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">You need an account for this. Please make one!</p>
 			<div><a href="/signup" class="btn btn-primary mb-2">Create an account</a></div>
 			<div><a href="/login" class="text-muted text-small">Or sign in</a></div>
 		</div>
diff --git a/files/templates/errors/404.html b/files/templates/errors/404.html
index a5b7ce074..1ed61e422 100644
--- a/files/templates/errors/404.html
+++ b/files/templates/errors/404.html
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 		<img alt=":#marseyconfused" loading="lazy" src="/e/marseyconfused.webp">
 		<pre></pre>
 		<h1 class="h5">404 Page Not Found</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Someone typed something wrong and it was probably you, please do better.</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">That page doesn't exist. If you got here from a link on the website, please report this issue. Thanks!</p>
 			<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to frontpage</a></div>
 		</div>
 	</div>
diff --git a/files/templates/errors/405.html b/files/templates/errors/405.html
index 33215384a..69a2a4161 100644
--- a/files/templates/errors/405.html
+++ b/files/templates/errors/405.html
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 		<img alt=":#marseyretard:" loading="lazy" src="/e/marseyretard.webp">
 		<pre></pre>
 		<h1 class="h5">405 Method Not Allowed</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">idk how anyone gets this error but if you see this, remember to follow @carpathianflorist<BR>the original error text here talked about internet gremlins and wtf</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Something went wrong and it's probably my fault. If you can do it reliably, or it's causing problems for you, please report it!</p>
 			<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to frontpage</a></div>
 		</div>
 	</div>
diff --git a/files/templates/errors/413.html b/files/templates/errors/413.html
index 59b043714..73e3e15b4 100644
--- a/files/templates/errors/413.html
+++ b/files/templates/errors/413.html
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {% extends "default.html" %}
 
 {% block title %}
-<title>Max file size is 8 MB (16 MB for paypigs)</title>
+<title>Max file size is 8 MB</title>
 {% endblock %}
 
 {% block pagetype %}error-413{% endblock %}
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	<div class="text-center px-3 my-8">
 		<img alt=":#marseyretard:" loading="lazy" src="/e/marseyretard.webp">
 		<pre></pre>
-		<h1 class="h5">Max file size is 8 MB (16 MB for paypigs)</h1>
+		<h1 class="h5">Max file size is 8 MB.</h1>
 		<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to frontpage</a></div>
 		</div>
 	</div>
diff --git a/files/templates/errors/429.html b/files/templates/errors/429.html
index 0860ae1f2..48307eee2 100644
--- a/files/templates/errors/429.html
+++ b/files/templates/errors/429.html
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 		<img alt=":#marseyrentfree:" loading="lazy" src="/e/marseyrentfree.webp">
 		<pre></pre>
 		<h1 class="h5">429 Too Many Requests</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">go spam somewhere else nerd</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Are you hammering the site? Stop that, yo.</p>
 		</div>
 	</div>
 </div>
diff --git a/files/templates/errors/500.html b/files/templates/errors/500.html
index de4ffcc26..85ff7fdd0 100644
--- a/files/templates/errors/500.html
+++ b/files/templates/errors/500.html
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 			<img alt=":#marseydead:" loading="lazy" src="/e/marseydead.webp">
 			<pre></pre>
 			<h1 class="h5">500 Internal Server Error</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Hiiiii it's carp! I think this error means that there's a timeout error. And I think that means something took too long to load so it decided not to work at all. If you keep seeing this on the same page <I>but not other pages</I>, then something is probably wrong with that specific function. It may not be called a function, but that sounds right to me. Anyway, ping me and I'll whine to someone smarter to fix it. Don't bother them. Thanks ily <3</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Something went wrong and it's probably my fault. If you can do it reliably, or it's causing problems for you, please report it!<3</p>
 			<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to the frontpage</a></div>
 
 		</div>