diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py
index fca670ba2..24e28caca 100644
--- a/files/classes/user.py
+++ b/files/classes/user.py
@@ -202,7 +202,7 @@ class User(Base):
 
 	@lazy
 	def mod_date(self, sub):
-		if self.id == AEVANN_ID: return 1
+		if self.id == OWNER_ID: return 1
 		mod = g.db.query(Mod).filter_by(user_id=self.id, sub=sub).one_or_none()
 		if not mod: return None
 		return mod.created_utc
diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py
index 35af2f10c..93e22a2ce 100644
--- a/files/helpers/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/const.py
@@ -27,23 +27,8 @@ AUTOBETTER_ID = 7
 AUTOCHOICE_ID = 8
 BASEDBOT_ID = 0
 
-A_ID = 0
-KIPPY_ID = 0
 GIFT_NOTIF_ID = 9
-PIZZASHILL_ID = 0
-PIZZA_VOTERS = ()
-IDIO_ID = 0
-CARP_ID = 0
-JOAN_ID = 0
-AEVANN_ID = 9
-HOMO_ID = 0
-SOREN_ID = 0
-Q_ID = 0
-LAWLZ_ID = 0
-LLM_ID = 0
-DAD_ID = 0
-MOM_ID = 0
-DONGER_ID = 0
+OWNER_ID = 9
 BUG_THREAD = 0
 WELCOME_MSG = f"Welcome to {SITE_TITLE}! Please read [the rules](/rules) first. Then [read some of our current conversations](/) and feel free to comment or post!\n\nWe encourage people to comment even if they aren't sure they fit in; as long as your comment follows [community rules](/rules), we are happy to have posters from all backgrounds, education levels, and specialties."
 ROLES={}
@@ -397,34 +382,11 @@ for k, val in AWARDS2.items():
 	if val['price'] == 300: AWARDS3[k] = val
 
 NOTIFIED_USERS = {
-	'aevan': AEVANN_ID,
-	'avean': AEVANN_ID,
-	'joan': JOAN_ID,
-	'pewkie': JOAN_ID,
-	'carp': CARP_ID,
-	'idio3': IDIO_ID,
-	'idio ': IDIO_ID,
-	'landlord_messiah': LLM_ID,
-	'landlordmessiah': LLM_ID,
-	' llm ': LLM_ID,
-	'landlet': LLM_ID,
-	'dong': DONGER_ID,
-	'kippy': KIPPY_ID,
-	'the_homocracy': HOMO_ID,
-	'soren': SOREN_ID,
+	# format: 'substring' ↦ User ID to notify
 }
 
 patron = 'Patron'
 
-REDDIT_NOTIFS = {
-	'idio3': IDIO_ID,
-	'aevann': AEVANN_ID,
-	'carpflo': CARP_ID,
-	'carpathianflorist': CARP_ID,
-	'carpathian florist': CARP_ID,
-	'the_homocracy': HOMO_ID
-}
-
 discounts = {
 	69: 0.02,
 	70: 0.04,
diff --git a/files/helpers/jinja2.py b/files/helpers/jinja2.py
index a52a7e829..da22db844 100644
--- a/files/helpers/jinja2.py
+++ b/files/helpers/jinja2.py
@@ -61,8 +61,6 @@ def inject_constants():
 		"CC":CC,
 		"CC_TITLE":CC_TITLE,
 		"listdir":listdir,
-		"AEVANN_ID":AEVANN_ID,
-		"PIZZASHILL_ID":PIZZASHILL_ID,
 		"config":app.config.get,
 		"DEFAULT_COLOR":DEFAULT_COLOR,
 		"COLORS":COLORS,
diff --git a/files/routes/admin.py b/files/routes/admin.py
index 5637dfaea..74e88fb09 100644
--- a/files/routes/admin.py
+++ b/files/routes/admin.py
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ month = datetime.now().strftime('%B')
 @limiter.exempt
 @admin_level_required(3)
 def merge(v, id1, id2):
-	if v.id != AEVANN_ID: abort(403)
+	if v.id != OWNER_ID: abort(403)
 
 	if time.time() - session.get('verified', 0) > 3:
 		session.pop("session_id", None)
@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@ def merge(v, id1, id2):
 @limiter.exempt
 @admin_level_required(3)
 def merge_all(v, id):
-	if v.id != AEVANN_ID: abort(403)
+	if v.id != OWNER_ID: abort(403)
 
 	if time.time() - session.get('verified', 0) > 3:
 		session.pop("session_id", None)
@@ -650,7 +650,7 @@ def badge_grant_post(v):
 	try: badge_id = int(request.values.get("badge_id"))
 	except: abort(400)
 
-	if badge_id in {16,17,94,95,96,97,98,109} and v.id != AEVANN_ID:
+	if badge_id in {16,17,94,95,96,97,98,109} and v.id != OWNER_ID:
 		abort(403)
 
 	if user.has_badge(badge_id):
diff --git a/files/routes/awards.py b/files/routes/awards.py
index 03908ebf3..b2870e9e4 100644
--- a/files/routes/awards.py
+++ b/files/routes/awards.py
@@ -115,10 +115,6 @@ def buy(v, award):
 		g.db.add(award_object)
 
 	g.db.add(v)
-
-	if CARP_ID and v.id != CARP_ID and og_price >= 10000:
-		send_repeatable_notification(CARP_ID, f"@{v.username} has bought a `{award}` award!")
-
 	g.db.commit()
 
 	return {"message": "Award bought!"}
@@ -158,9 +154,6 @@ def award_post(pid, v):
 
 	author = post.author
 
-	if author.id in (PIZZASHILL_ID, DAD_ID) and v.id not in (PIZZASHILL_ID, DAD_ID):
-		return {"error": "This user is immune to awards."}, 403
-
 	if kind == "benefactor" and author.id == v.id:
 		return {"error": "You can't use this award on yourself."}, 400
 
@@ -387,9 +380,6 @@ def award_comment(cid, v):
 
 	author = c.author
 
-	if author.id in (PIZZASHILL_ID, DAD_ID) and v.id not in (PIZZASHILL_ID, DAD_ID):
-		return {"error": "This user is immune to awards."}, 403
-
 	if v.id != author.id:
 		if author.deflector and AWARDS[kind]['price'] > 300 and kind not in ('pin','unpin','benefactor'):
 			msg = f"@{v.username} has tried to give your [comment]({c.shortlink}) the {AWARDS[kind]['title']} Award but it was deflected and applied to them :marseytroll:"
diff --git a/files/routes/comments.py b/files/routes/comments.py
index 33667b31b..b7dc31722 100644
--- a/files/routes/comments.py
+++ b/files/routes/comments.py
@@ -323,16 +323,6 @@ def api_comment(v):
 	g.db.add(vote)
 
 	c.voted = 1
-	
-	if v.id == PIZZASHILL_ID:
-		for uid in PIZZA_VOTERS:
-			autovote = CommentVote(user_id=uid, comment_id=c.id, vote_type=1)
-			g.db.add(autovote)
-		v.coins += 3
-		v.truecoins += 3
-		g.db.add(v)
-		c.upvotes += 3
-		g.db.add(c)
 
 	if v.marseyawarded and parent_post.id not in ADMINISTRATORS and marseyaward_body_regex.search(body_html):
 		return {"error":"You can only type marseys!"}, 403
diff --git a/files/routes/login.py b/files/routes/login.py
index fcf2928f5..89dc90037 100644
--- a/files/routes/login.py
+++ b/files/routes/login.py
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@ def check_for_alts(current_id):
 			past_accs.remove(past_id)
 			continue
 
-		if past_id == MOM_ID or current_id == MOM_ID: break
 		if past_id == current_id: continue
 
 		li = [past_id, current_id]
@@ -144,7 +143,8 @@ def login_post():
 	session["session_id"] = token_hex(49)
 	session["lo_user"] = account.id
 	session["login_nonce"] = account.login_nonce
-	if account.id == AEVANN_ID: session["verified"] = time.time()
+	if account.id == OWNER_ID:
+		session["verified"] = time.time()
 
 	check_for_alts(account.id)
 
diff --git a/files/routes/posts.py b/files/routes/posts.py
index 7b7585b95..a483223a3 100644
--- a/files/routes/posts.py
+++ b/files/routes/posts.py
@@ -1007,17 +1007,6 @@ def submit_post(v, sub=None):
 
 	v.post_count = g.db.query(Submission.id).filter_by(author_id=v.id, is_banned=False, deleted_utc=0).count()
 	g.db.add(v)
-
-	if v.id == PIZZASHILL_ID:
-		for uid in PIZZA_VOTERS:
-			autovote = Vote(user_id=uid, submission_id=post.id, vote_type=1)
-			g.db.add(autovote)
-		v.coins += 3
-		v.truecoins += 3
-		g.db.add(v)
-		post.upvotes += 3
-		g.db.add(post)
-
 	g.db.commit()
 
 	cache.delete_memoized(frontlist)
diff --git a/files/routes/settings.py b/files/routes/settings.py
index efb405a16..02d56c512 100644
--- a/files/routes/settings.py
+++ b/files/routes/settings.py
@@ -261,10 +261,6 @@ def settings_profile_post(v):
 
 		if house == "None": house = None 
 		v.house = house
-
-		if v.house == "Vampire":
-			send_repeatable_notification(DAD_ID, f"@{v.username} has joined House Vampire!")
-
 		updated = True
 
 	if updated:
diff --git a/files/routes/users.py b/files/routes/users.py
index 9c55d33a1..b81690bcd 100644
--- a/files/routes/users.py
+++ b/files/routes/users.py
@@ -799,7 +799,7 @@ def u_username(username, v=None):
 		if request.headers.get("Authorization") or request.headers.get("xhr"): return {"error": f"That username is reserved for: {u.reserved}"}
 		return render_template("userpage_reserved.html", u=u, v=v)
 
-	if v and v.id not in (u.id,DAD_ID) and (u.patron or u.admin_level > 1):
+	if v and v.id != u.id and (u.patron or u.admin_level > 1):
 		view = g.db.query(ViewerRelationship).filter_by(viewer_id=v.id, user_id=u.id).one_or_none()
 
 		if view: view.last_view_utc = int(time.time())
diff --git a/files/routes/votes.py b/files/routes/votes.py
index 80ef09b21..54ba00b01 100644
--- a/files/routes/votes.py
+++ b/files/routes/votes.py
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ def admin_vote_info_get(v):
 		else: abort(400)
 	except: abort(400)
 
-	if thing.ghost and v.id != AEVANN_ID: abort(403)
+	if thing.ghost and v.id != OWNER_ID: abort(403)
 
 	if not thing.author:
 		print(thing.id, flush=True)
diff --git a/files/templates/home.html b/files/templates/home.html
index 7b20633d8..1f59182c1 100644
--- a/files/templates/home.html
+++ b/files/templates/home.html
@@ -2,14 +2,6 @@
 
 {% block desktopBanner %}
 
-{% if v and v.id == AEVANN_ID %}
-	<style>
-		#frontpage .post-title a:not(.visited):visited {
-			color: var(--black) !important;
-		}
-	</style>
-{% endif %}
-
 {% if v and environ.get("FP") %}
 	{% if not v.fp %}
 		<script>
diff --git a/files/templates/submission_listing.html b/files/templates/submission_listing.html
index a7c1160b9..24bf67d1b 100644
--- a/files/templates/submission_listing.html
+++ b/files/templates/submission_listing.html
@@ -147,7 +147,7 @@
 
 				<div class="post-meta text-left mb-md-2">
 					<h5 class="card-title post-title text-left mb-0 pb-0 pb-md-1">
-						<a id="{{p.id}}-title" {% if v and v.newtab and not g.webview %}target="_blank"{% endif %} href="{{p.permalink}}" class="{% if voted and v.id == AEVANN_ID %}visited{% endif %}">
+						<a id="{{p.id}}-title" {% if v and v.newtab and not g.webview %}target="_blank"{% endif %} href="{{p.permalink}}">
 						{% if p.club %}<span class="patron font-weight-bolder mr-1" style="background-color:red; font-size:12px; line-height:2;">{{CC}}</span>{% endif %}
 						{% if p.flair %}<span class="patron font-weight-bolder mr-1" style="background-color:var(--primary); font-size:12px; line-height:2;">{{p.flair | safe}}</span>{% endif %}
 						{{p.realtitle(v) | safe}}